EYE WAS ABDUCTED BY KILLER ALIEN DUCKS

ONE DAY WHEN I WAS EATING PIE AT HOME A CUTE LITTLE DUCKY CAME ALONG. ALL OF A SUDDEN THE DUCKY PULLED OUT A SHOTGUN AND FORCED ME ON THIS SPACESHIP THAT LOOKED LIKE A GIANT RUBBER DUCKY. ONCE ONBOARD THE SHIP THE LEAD DUCK WHO CAME OUT IN A GIANT MAN SUIT TOLD ME TO STRIP DOWN. I DID SO BECAUSE THERE WERE 2 DUCKYS AROUND ME WITH AK-47'S SO THERE I WAS STANDIND THERE BUT NAKED. I SAW THIS HOT CHICK BUT SOON RELAZIED IT WAS A DUCK IN DISGUISE! AFTER CLOSER EXAMIANTOR IT WAS ACTUALLY HILLARY CLINTON!!! THE REAL ONE MUST BE GIVING HEAD (HEHEHE). ANY WAYS BACK TO THE STORY. THERE I WAS WITH AN ERECTION...ER...I WAS JUST SATNDING THERE BUT NAKED. THEN A DUCK CAME UP AND BIT MY SCHLONG. I SCREAMED AND HIT THE LITTLE BASTARD, IT WENT FLYING ACORSS THE ROOM AND LANDED IN THE FURANCE WHERE THEY WERE BAKING THE PILLSBERRY DOUGH BOY. THE DUCKS THEN SENT ME TO CONTAINMENT WERE I GOT TO TALK TO BILL CLINTION AND SADAM HOUSANE I NEVER KNEW DEM TWO WERE LUBERS. I KNOW CAUSE WHEN I WALKED IN THEY WERE IN A WEIRD STANCE AND SADAM SAID HE HAD DROPED THE SOAP. AFTER A LONG NIGHTS SLEEP, ON GOOSE SPREAD SHEATS AND A GOOSE PILLOW, I WOKE UP TO SEE THE GRAND MASTER DUCK. HE WAS DRAPED IN A POINTED HOOD WERARING ALL WHITE. I STARTED TO SCREAM AND HE JUST THREW A FLAMING CROSS AT ME. I THEN STARTED TO RUN AND T HEN I SAW A DOOR. I RAN TO THE DOOR AND LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW AND SAW...AND.....SAW......EARTH! BOUT 1 BILLION MILES AWAY. THEY SAID THEY WERER GONNA PUT ME BACK ON EARHT SO THEY FLEW ME BACK HOME AND HELD THIS LITTLE LIGHT THING UP TO MY EYES. LUCKLY I HAD THEM CLOSE. A FEW DAYS LATER A FEW MEN DRESSED IN BLACK CAME TO ASK ME TO QUESTIONS I JUST TOLD THEM WHAT HAPPEND AND THEY TRIED TO USE THE SAME THIHG. I WILL NEVER FROGET MY ACCOUNTER WITH THE ALIEN DUCKS!
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